The Organist.

THE ORGANIST. >
> The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how
> he was going to, after the worship service, ask the
> congregation to come up with more money than
> they were expecting for repairs to the church
> building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the
> regular organist was sick and a substitute had
> been brought in at the last minute.
>
> The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's
> a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But
> you'll have to think of something to play after I
> make the announcement about the finances." During
> the service, the minister paused and said,
>
> "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty;
> the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected,
> and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can
> pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that
> moment, the substitute organist played "The
> Star-Spangled Banner."
>
> And that is how the substitute became the regular
> organist!
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> HYMNS FOR ALL THINGS
> The Dentist's Hymn:.....................Crown Him with Many
Crowns
> The Weatherman's Hymn..............There Shall Be Showers of
> Blessings
> The Contractor's Hymn:............... The Church's One Foundation
> The Tailor's Hymn:....................... Holy,Holy, Holy
> The Golfer's Hymn:....................... There's a Green Hill
Far
> Away
> The Politician's Hymn:................... Standing on the
Promises
> The Optometrist's Hymn:.............. Open My Eyes That I Might
See
> The IRS Agent's Hymn:................. I Surrender All
> The Gossip's H ymn:.. ...................Pass It On
> The Electrician's Hymn:..................Send The Light
> The Shopper's Hymn:.................... Sweet By and By
> The Realtor's Hymn:.......................I've Got a Mansion,
Just
> Over the Hilltop
> The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
> The Doctor's Hymn:...................... The Great Physician
>
> AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
> -----45mph....................G od Will Take Care of You
> -----55mph.......... ........ Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
> -----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
> -----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
> -----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
> -----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
> -----Over 100mph...........Precious Memories
>
> Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace
> to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass
> it on to other folk.
>
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