Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Well, that and upsetting the old twoholer out behind the Methodist Church come Halloween! (LOL) Well, now I know how you can resolve all your financial problems. I attendend an Internet marketing seminar today and they were discussing some of the strange ways people make money on the internet. They told about this gal who goes out gathering old dried cow pies and sprays them down good with plastic, coating them and turning them into plastic encased pies then mounts quartz clocks in them and sells them on the internet. Then there is the lady in Kansas who seemingly is plagued with tumbleweeds piling up along side her fences so she goes out and gathers them up and sprays them down too and sells them on the internet. Lots of them are then turned into Christmas trees and the movies buy them for set props when they make western movies in locations where there are no tumbleweeds and I guess she even sells them to a lot of places overseas. Claims she is so busy with orders that she can't even find enough tumbleweeds to supply the demand sometimes. Lord, I can just imagine how my old folks might have jumped with joy if they could have sold all the tumbleweeds they used to get blown in on them back in the dustbowl days. It was really miserable. We would slave away in the hot sun all day long getting them out of the cow lot so the cows could even get out to what little pasture there was left. Them things would be piled up as high as the barn and up against the fences until there wasn't any fences left to see and then they would just roll over the top and keep on going. Never an end to them. And we would slave away until we dropped because we could not just burn them. They got far too much oil in them and they burn with an unbelieveably hot fire. We would have to find a clear place and haul them in the hayrack and then burn them where it was safe to do so. And more would blow in faster than we could haul them and burn them some days. Talk about miserable. And now they sell them like hotcakes. Just goes to show what a little imagination and ingenuity and work can do.
Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Hmmmmm....my bet is it was a suicide. Poor thing couldn't take the insanity any longer?!
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! I just learned what that was about a year ago. Lots of fun! -Cliff (city boy)
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! I was searching and came across this - HILARIOUS!!! I needed a good laugh!
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Actually the lady was cofused and the credit card was in the dogs name. The collection angency was hounding (ha ha!) the dog day and night and he collapsed from exhaustion from the stress of the constant phone calls demanding payment. may he rest in peace pb
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Actually it sounds to me like it was the dog who was cofused whatever that is. (LOL)
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! I know that! I didn't mean it to be a criticizm of you or your typing at all. I meant it only in humor. Excuse me if I offended.
Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Hi Bill No offense taken! in fact my gut hurts from laughing! By the way, I have read a lot of your posts and I am very impressed with your overall knowledge and advice. Its people like you that make this board an amazing place to learn. And fun too!. Thanks pb
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Yes, this post was tooooo much! The "Experian killed my turtle" post is a parody of this one... despite seeing both posts a hundred times, I never fail to get a good laugh when either one makes a renewed appearance from the archives.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! Not only did they kill Latwanna's puppy, but it's possible that kemcos is onto something regarding Bill... Here's some evidence I've uncovered -- warning -- it's shocking! http://209.26.140.39/bb/ Doc
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I kille PERSONALLY - I think that the "Experian killed my turtle" post was WAY FUNNIER - but that's just me
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: RE: I killed your puppy! I heard they are doing electoshock therapy on him. He is going to be like poor Jack Nickolsan on "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" by the time they are finished. Hell have no fury like a CA scorned....
RE: I killed your puppy! For crying out loud, the thread that won't die. Reply button off this time, for good! Late!
