This board is for Credit Issues

Shawn, you really deserve some CREDIT for your last post -- that way you won't get criticized for it, har, har, har.

Doc

 

Dear Shawn,
Maybe the chicks don't dig the coke-out-the-nose
thing?

 

Thanks DOC. and Shawn, no I could not use the onboard in the mystery machine because Shaggy is.. well lets just say he's surfing. Scooby can only give a teenage boy so much attention ya know. there are days when the "man's best friend" thing just doesn't cut it. now if you will excuse me I must get my butt to work, the CREEPER is at it again. BTW mikeb send me your address and I will get you out a fresh box of Cheerio's right away.

 

Too late, Velma, he's already gone, LOL!

Doc

 

JINKIES!!! waste of a good cheerio's cut.

 

ZOINKS! You took the words right out of my mouth!


(damn meddling kids.......)



Shawn

 

Mikeb:

Whether or not I have an EIN for my so-called business is none of yours! You mind your business and I'll mind mine.

And the same goes for the IRS. I sent them packing years ago. They are bound by the same exact FDCPA laws as any other 3rd party collector. They came after me several years ago and claimed I owed them $33,000.

I simply demanded they validate the debt and when they could not do that, I threatened to throw a couple of their bogus debt collectors in jail. $10,000 fine and 5 years in Federal Penetentiary for demanding any sum of money from an American Citizen absent lawful assessment of taxation.

Once I did that, it took them less than 24 hours to get their grubby little mitts off my money and out of my pocket. They had filed a bogus notice of lien on me and I threatened to sue them on top of it all for filing an illegal lien. When I got done with them, their parting words were "Mr. Bauer, please don't come and see us no more and please don't call us any more. If we need you we will call you. Goodbye, have a nice day, Sir! They have not wanted to talk to me nor see me ever since, and I can guarantee you they won't ever want to hear of me or see me again.

I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.

I could care less.

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Somebody wake Mr. Bauer up.

Hey, Bill, he's gone. To paraphrase President Ford, our long national nightmare is over.

Doc

 

credit.... ok
jokes.... ok
facts/issued based discussions... ok


personal attacks... NOT ok
"cults"... NOT ok



these are my opinions...

 

I've said it before. If that's the biggest thing that you can find to be mad about, then maybe you should get down on your knees and thank God for your good fortune. I've seen a few people on the news ( and even on this board) the last month or so with bigger problems and very few of them were having tantrums. Some of them even had the good cheer to crack a joke once in a while. Why just last week I was driving along and saw a sign that said "Dip Ahead". Next thing I know I was covered in guacamole. (Shamelessly stolen from Steven Wright).

 

Doc:
I started my message just after he jumped my case and by the time I got all those YADAs in there, all the rest of the people had jumped in and got their posts in ahead of me.
If I had had an opportunity to see all the rest of the posters, I would not have even bothered to answer him.

There would not have been any point in it.

 

OK...so maybe we should have a Creditnet 'theme song' to help us remember what is right and wrong.....



<thoat clear....>

do, ra, me, fo, sa la, ti, do.......


The Creditnet things
(to the tune of 'My Favorite Things')

Posts about credit and todays mail,
Cards that we hate and the ones that we hail.
Pre-approvals, high limits, no Tele-marketer rings,
These are a few of the Creditnet things.

Getting a mortgage with no money down,
Getting a new car to drive around town.
Request the Big Three, see no credit 'dings',
These are a few of the Creditnet things.

Post about success, and post about rates,
Post what you want, just don't post hate.
Post along with us and together we'll sing,
These are a few of the Creditnet things.

When Experian bites
When Transunion stings
When Equifax is bad
I simply remember the Creditnet things
And then I don't feel so bad

(Rinse, Lather, Repeat)


Cut me some slack, I only had 5 minutes and I'm not getting paid for this.....


Shawn

 

Doc,

I think Shawn is coming up on you on the outside. Gotta give him 'credit' for effort.

 

Shawn,
Extremely funny (though mildly disturbing) poem. ;o)
I agree with your earlier post that we should stay on topic and so I will give 'credit' to my older brother for sending me this bit of wisdom:

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul."

Of course, Paul's support is obvious, but it is equally
obvious that to rob from Peter to pay Paul will make Peter very, very angry.

My question is this: "How can you run a good government with............. a sore Peter?

 

Quixote-

Oh my God that is funny!


I will have tell that to my father- I think I heard the 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul' expression on a daily basis. Again, of only I had listened sooner.....


To 'credit' (touche') Mark Twain for a great quote.....

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

Shawn

 

You can run a "business" without an EIN... Most "Sole proprietors" use their SS# in place of an EIN. Just because Mr. Bill uses the email address ceo@creditwrench.com does not mean he is the Chief Executive Officer... could stand for anything. After all, his website says we and he's mentioned departments in his posts, but no one has ever seen his office or heard of another employee.

I would guess Bill is actually a "sole proprietor" because his site suggests customer make payments via paypal or USPS money orders made to "Billie Bauer" not CreditWrench Inc or to Tarless Filters of Oklahoma to which his website domain is registered.

If you really want to know I guess you could spend $5 and contact the Oklahoma Secretary of State which registers businesses and corporations. They're found here If they can not find anything under the names mentioned above, maybe they can do a street search for 1303 S. Blackwelder Oklahoma City, OK 73108 or telephone 405-631-5136, but be careful.. as you can tell with this link, that telephone is listed to Bernarda Power.



I hope this helps clear up your questions.......

 

It's official. This thread is OFF TOPIC. I'd like to give all the 'credit' to MikeB. He hates everything.

 

If you had a problem with one particular person then take it up with that ONE PARTICULAR PERSON! Don't drag the whole crowd into it!
KHM

 

Just had to say..I LOVE the Credit net song Shawn!! LOL

 

Thought he did pretty good-seen adults do worse.