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Well George you been wanting to get out of Colorado.

 

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Maybe mars is better than CO. Ya think?
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How Ya know it ain't?

 

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What is a Sonic Drive In?

 

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***Never heard of Sonics till I saw it in this thread.
Texans have Dairy Queen aka DQ ,we have 2 of these in our small town.

BTW Can anybody tell me the name of the first organized settlement in the Northwest Territory?

 

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NO:
But We Do Got This>----->>L O LHow to be an Ohioan:
>
>After several years of living in Ohio, I know
>how to be an Ohioan. While I was learning, I
>have noted some guidelines which would be
>helpful to newcomers. So here are some
>suggestions and hints to assist them.
>
>1. Know the state casserole. The State casserole consists of canned green
>beans, Campbell's
>cream of mushroom soup and dried onions.
>You can safely take this casserole to any
>social event and know that you will be accepted.
>In fact, Neil Armstrong almost took this
>casserole to the moon in case he encountered
>alien life there. NASA nixed the plan out of
>concern that the casserole would overburden
>the Apollo rocket at lift-off.
>
>2. Get used to food festivals. The Ohio
>General Assembly, in an effort to grow bigger offensive linemen, passed
>legislation years
>ago requiring every incorporated community
>to have at least one festival per year dedicated
>to a high-fat food. Thus, Sugarcreek honors
>Swiss cheese, Troys delights in
>Strawberries, Bucyrus has a bratwurst
>celebration and Gahanna, seeking
>an edge over other towns, has recently
>introduced the Triglyceride and
>Low-density Lipoprotein Festival. It is your
>duty as an Ohioan to attend these festivals
>and at least buy an elephant ear.
>
>3. Know the geography....Of Florida, I mean.
>I've run into Ohioans who couldn't tell you
>where Toledo is located but they know the exact distance from Fort Myers to
>Bonita Springs.
>That's because all Ohioans go to Florida in
>the winter. Or plan to when they retire. Or are
>related to retired Ohioans who have a place in Sarasota. We consider
>Florida
>to be the Lower
>Peninsula of Ohio.
>
>4. If you can't afford to spend the winter in
>Florida, use the state excuse, which is that you
>stay here because you like the change of
>seasons. You'll be lying, but that's OK.
>We've all done it.
>
>5. Speaking of Ohio weather, wear layers or
>die. The thing to remember about Ohio
>seasons is that they can occur at anytime.
>We have spring-like days in January and
>wintry weekends in October. April is capable
>of providing a sampling of all four seasons
>in a single 24-hour period. For these reasons,
>Ohio is the Layering Capital of the World. Even layering, however, can pose
>danger...Golfers
>have been known to dress for hypothermia
>and end up dead of heat stroke because they
>couldn't strip off their layers of plaid fast
>enough on a changeable spring morning.
>
>6. Don't take Ohio place names literally.
>- Upper Sandusky is below regular Sandusky.
>- Circleville is square.
>- East Liverpool has no counterpart to the west.
>- Also, if a town has the same name as a foreign capital... Lima or Berlin
>or Louisville, for example......you must not
>pronounce it that way lest you come under
>suspicion as a spy. Hence, it's not LEE-ma
>as in Peru, but LYE-ma as in bean, and it's
>BER-lin, not Ber-LIN, like in Germany.
>Louisville in Ohio is pronounced Looisville,
>not Looeyville as in Kentucky.
>
>7. Become mulch literate. Ohioans love mulch
>and appreciate its subtle differences. Learn the difference between
>hardwood,
>cypress and
>pine bark at a minimum. Researchers think the
>state affinity with mulch derives from
>its relatively flat terrain. People have a
>subconscious need for topography, and when
>it can't be supplied naturally, they are more
>likely to make little mulch hillocks in their front
>yards.
>
>8. In order to talk sports with obsessive fans
>in Ohio, you have to be knowledgeable on
>three levels -- professional, college and high
>school. The truly expert Ohio sports fan
>knows not only the name of the hotshot
>quarterback at Abercrombie Fitch High School,
>but also what college he's interested in, how
>much he bench-presses, who he took to the
>prom and what he got on his biology quiz last
>week.
>
>9. Remember that Ohioans are never the
>first to embrace trends. When we do
>embrace them, we do so with a Midwestern pragmatism. For example, if you
>see
>an
>Ohioan with a nose ring, there's a good chance
>he's had it undercoated to guard against rust.
>
>10. The best way to sell something in Ohio is to
>attach the term "Amish" to it. The product
>need not be genuinely Amish. This would
>explain the existence of Amish moo shu pork.
>
>I hope you found this information useful. If it
>offends you, please let me know and I will
>prepare a green bean casserole to bring to your
>home to make amends

 

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We have an OU in Oh. to.