Those chimps at Equifax

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by kozman, May 8, 2003.

  1. kozman

    kozman Well-Known Member

    I used to think that EQ was the best at reporting around, well, a week or so ago, my Kohl's account starts reporting 8 30-day lates. This is after I initiated a dispute for an 83 dollar balance. I dispute it again and I just checked today and they say that the account is "closed by consumer" but all the false lates are gone. What can I do? Should I just dispute it again or will it correct itself after Kohl's updates? Any input would be appreciated.
     
  2. Epitomee

    Epitomee Well-Known Member

    I have no useful advice but the chimps part has me rolling on the floor. Here I was just calling them Equi-Sux XXX. LMAO
     
  3. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    THE CHIMPANZEES ONLY CAN DO SO MUCH WITH THE IDIOTS THEY HAVE TO TRAIN!!!
     
  4. jlynn

    jlynn Well-Known Member

    Tarzan would be insulted that you would even imply that a chimp would work for EQ.
     
  5. exotic

    exotic Well-Known Member


    SUE THEM for DEFAMATION for reporting false late payments and information. =) Good Luck!


    EQUIFAX NOW HIRING CHIMPS ? WOW COOL.....they must have laid-off the other chimps for sleeping to much and not answering the phones.. =(
     
  6. dixidriftr

    dixidriftr Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Those chimps at Equifax

    No your wrong about EQ laying off their chimps for sleeping and not answering phones. Its due to their chimps constantly getting injured from falling out of their chairs.

    Being chimps they cannot resist sticking their fingers up their butts and then sniffing them. Next thing you know they are on their way to the vet with head injuries and off work for a couple weeks recovering and EQ is short another chimp.

    Such repeated head injuries lowers the chimps performance. That also explains why EQ has so many obvious stupid screw ups.
     
  7. Sucker

    Sucker Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Those chimps at Equifax

    Thanks for the laughs! I almost peed myself :D ROFLMAO!!!!
     
  8. kozman

    kozman Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Those chimps at Equifax

    Man, I never thought I'd get so many people laughing from me making an accurate description of the "workers" at EQ. Your responses had me falling on the floor. Glad to have made some people laugh!!!!
     
  9. lsmith15

    lsmith15 Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Those chimps at Equifax

    maybe if with our dispute letters from now on to EQ we should send a bunch of bananas, that might help us get thing removed LOL
     

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