Too funny not to share.....

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by clc18940, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. clc18940

    clc18940 Well-Known Member

    This is too good not to share with the group. I bet each word will make you nod your head and think, "That's right." Hope you enjoy the info.


    >The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding,
    subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition! Read carefully to notice the new word.
    >
    >
    > 1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
    >
    > 2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
    > hillbilly.
    >
    > 3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    >
    > 4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
    > high.
    >
    > 5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    >
    > 6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    >
    > 7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
    >
    > 8) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
    >
    > 9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
    >
    > 10) Glibido: All talk and no action.
    >
    > 11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    >
    > And, the pick of the liter(ature):
    >
    > 12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
    > as*hole.


    New vocab words for the creditnet literati...lol

    clc
     
  2. coralreef

    coralreef Well-Known Member

    roflmbo!!!!
     
  3. coralreef

    coralreef Well-Known Member

    roflmbo......again
     

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