WHY I LOVE WINTER IN WEST VIRGINIA. > > When it's Winter in West Virginia, > And the gentle breezes blow, > About fifty miles an hour > And it's twenty-two below. > You can tell you're in West Virginia > 'cause the snow's up to your butt, > And you take a breath of winter air > And your nose holes both freeze shut. > The weather here is wonderful, > So I guess I'll hang around, > I could NEVER leave West Virginia, > My feet are frozen to the ground.