What a Laugh

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by kbanger, Apr 3, 2004.

  1. kbanger

    kbanger Well-Known Member

    The other day a guy from Allied Interstate calls me, a day after my investigation was done. (EX verified.)
    Let me tell you about this conversation.

    AI: Hello is Mr. Banger home?
    KB: Yes this is he, how can I help you
    AI: This is Blah, blah BS from AI
    KB: okay?!!!
    AI: What do you plan on doing about this account
    KB: Well I noticed it on my CR and sent you a validation letter.
    AI: Oh so you were denied credit
    KB: NO
    AI: So how did you know it was on your report
    KB: Because I monitor it
    AI: NO you were trying to buy something and you got denied, I have been in this business for 7 years and I know all about you deadbeats, so what are you planning on doing about this account.
    KB: I am waiting for you guys to validate it
    AI: We already have, the OC gave it to us
    KB: I said validation, not verification.
    AI: We have
    KB: Their is a difference, do you have a signed agreement between me and the OC.
    AI: Yes we do
    KB: Okay sent it to to me and I'll let you know.
    AI: No you have to pay this
    KB: Listen what are you doing tomorrow?
    AI: What?
    KB: Because what you are doing now, you will be doing tomorrow and the next day and so forth and you still will not get a dime out of me.
    AI: Yes WE will.
    KB: Can you elaborate on this
    AI: You owe this and you will pay.
    KB: Laughing
    AI: You think this is funny?
    KB: I think you are funny.
    AI: You think not paying your debts is funny?
    KB: Actually no but you are.
    All of a sudden the guy hangs up.

    I am still laughing at this point. So I decide to call him back. I get a rep. who pulls up the account. I say can I have the guy who just called. She transfers me to him.

    KB: Is this AI collector #111111111
    AI: Yes
    KB: WE just spoke
    AI: Are you ready to pay this debt
    KB: Actually no
    AI: So what did you call back for
    KB: To tell you to never call my house again and from now on contact me only in writing and one more thing. tAlk to the people in your validation department. They are way late on responding to my letter.
    AI: I don't have to do anything
    KB: And I don't have to pay.
    All of a sudden he hangs up again.
    I wonder? was it something I said?
     
  2. Butch

    Butch Well-Known Member

    LOL,

    This is a fabulous example of how to keep accurate conversation notes.

    Now - Memerorialize it.

    :)

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  3. want800

    want800 Well-Known Member

    thanks for the laugh
     
  4. kbanger

    kbanger Well-Known Member

    Butch, thanks for the props. been a while since I have been here as a regular. Baby is doing great.
     
  5. Butch

    Butch Well-Known Member

    Glad to hear it KB.

    :)

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  6. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    I wonder? was it something I said? Ya Think? LOL
     

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