Why dogs don't use computers: Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95 Fetch command not available on all platforms. Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
