WOW! $15.8 million! Don't I wish? (LOL)

International Debt Funds Recoup Unit of
United States Department of the Treasury Washington DC.
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW;
Washington , DC 20220

We the coordinators the International Debt Funds Recoup Unit, under the superiority of United States Department of the Treasury Washington DC, due earnestly call on your swift attention, to be enlightened that the aforementioned Department of the US. Department of the Treasury, with the active support of the Federal Bureau of Investigation FBI, have escalate watch on your computer and telephone communication, because it was discovered that you have been in communication with impostors, imposing as important dignitaries to undisclosed organizations.

We have monitored transaction list of the Western Union, and the Wal-Mart Money Gram for transaction made on your name, and transaction made through your bank account within the states and overseas, however our general findings urged us to setup multifaceted maximum security on your everyday activities, most specially your email correspondence and telephone communications.

Base on how fascinating your case turned out to be, we deployed legislative body of International Debt Funds Recoup Unit, under the superiority of United States Department of the Treasury Washington DC, and highly intelligent agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation FBI, to investigate if there was any funds, as a result of Contract Payment Funds, Lottery Winning Funds Inheritance Funds e.t.c, owe to you by the undisclosed organizations, and to our dismay, it was discovered that your name appeared as owner of funds valued US$15.8Million United States Dollars.

The assembly of American Government bureaus, sent on your behalf on this exploit, confirmed that the guiding principles, and blueprint of your funds recoup was fair, and just considered opinion by the organization, and the outcome of the event was a solution to curtail activities of con artist, and is indeed a perfect solution to your quest on your funds.

Finally the recouped funds has arrived U.S Department of the Treasury Washington DC, been properly arranged into Steel Security Cash Trunk, otherwise called Cash Consignment Baggage, and is currently deposited in the U.S Treasury Basement here in Washington DC.

To claim your funds, we urge you to reconfirm your personal information stated as following below that will be used for the delivery of the Steel Security Cash Trunk, otherwise called Cash Consignment Baggage to your location.

1. First Name:
2. Middle Name:
3. Last Name:
4. Home Phone Number:
5. Cell Phone Number:
6. Home Address:
7. Date of Birth (mm/dd/yyyy)
8. Driver's License/ Passport Copy:
9. Issuing State/ Province:
10. Marital Status:
11. Current Employer Name:
12. Position/Title:
13. Property Owner (Yes/No):
14. Property Location (US/Canada):


This is compulsory instruction.

God Bless America.

Mr. Michael Cena.
Manager International Debt Funds Recoup
Unit of United States Department
Of the Treasury Washington DC.


Its an email I got and just about died laughing.

 

I get several of them a day too. That one was just so stupid I thought it was funny.