YOU can work for the DARK SIDE...

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by PsychDoc, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    That's right! The opportunity of a lifetime is at hand. If you've ever yearned for employment with Satan, this may be the next best thing! You won't want to miss perusing these job listings... And if you play your cards right, you may be the next Carla Blair...

    Equifax job openings:
    http://jobsearch.monster.com/jobsea...http://company.monster.com/equifax&aj=Equifax

    Experian job openings:
    http://jobsearch.monster.com/jobsea...tp://company.monster.com/experian&aj=Experian

    Trans Union job openings:
    http://jobsearch.monster.com/jobsearch.asp?co=xtucx&ah=http://company.monster.com/tuc&aj=Trans+Union

    Where else can you never doubt that you're hard at work making life unjustifiably difficult for millions of people? Where else can you work for organizations who almost constantly violate federal law? Where else can you delete your own inquiries? Answer: Certainly not working as a cashier at McDonalds (although McDonalds cashiers do make more). Enjoy.

    Doc
     
  2. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    May 15
    US-HI-Hawaii
    Account Executive
    Experian

    I TAKE THIS ONE...
     
  3. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Doc - I wasn't clear which "DARK SIDE" LOL!

    aarrfff - dogman
     
  4. Butch

    Butch Well-Known Member

    About the Company
    Experian combines the stability and professionalism of a mature firm with the agility of a small, fast-growth company. Weâ??re a global force in consumer and business credit.

    I'm confused. A small company that is a global force.

    okee dokee

    lol
     
  5. Butch

    Butch Well-Known Member

    work with people who are passionate about the work they do.

    buwaahahaah

    This is a riot Doc, thanx for the comic relief.

    lol
     
  6. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    They are passionate about keeping the negatives on your report, LOL.
     
  7. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    The BEST REASON to work there is that it takes 8 hours a day, full time, to fix one's errors then keep them off! Might as well have a desk on site at each of the bureaus LOL!

    aarroooo - dogman
     
  8. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Good thinking dog. Maybe some of us should volunteer there 1 day a week, LOL. Community service, and all that...hehe.
     
  9. cinderella

    cinderella Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I am with you DOGMAN. I think I will get a job with EXP EQ OR TU and start my own " undergound credit repair firm." Guanteed results-----$50 deletion. Just make sure to phone in your dispute and ask for "CINDY."




    Cinderella
     
  10. sassyinaz

    sassyinaz Well-Known Member

    wow Doc, thanks!

    Imagine the impact if we all accepted a job, we'd have to bring out light weapons of course, and if we use the force, we may make a respectable organization out of them yet.

    May the force be with you.

    Sassy
     
  11. milkmom

    milkmom Well-Known Member

    The dark side is calling me......

    I want to pretend I don't know anything when consumers call me and then get very rude with them and hang up...

    I want to make people have 5 or 6 files at once....

    I want to give points, then take them away the next day...

    I need the power...


    I MUST HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!
     
  12. cibomatto

    cibomatto Well-Known Member

    you guys/gals are funny :)
     
  13. steve

    steve Well-Known Member

    "You don't know the power of the dark side....."

    Darth Vader
     
  14. mj

    mj Well-Known Member

    I got a better one -

    In college I had two credit-related jobs.

    One was opening new accounts for a department store. I was a softie and would always give the benefit of the doubt unless the applicant was a total loser with tons of derrogs and no good "story".

    The other was collecting student loans. My specialty was skip-tracing people who "disappeared".

    Now, THAT'S the dark side!!!!

    -mj
     
  15. milkmom

    milkmom Well-Known Member

    We need to talk......

    I've got a job for you!!! lol
     
  16. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    They are passionate about keeping the negatives on your report, LOL.

    Breeze
    _____________________________

    I'd rather be at the beach
    =======================
    Haven't I been saying that?
    Are you trying to steal my thunder?- L O L
     
  17. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    The BEST REASON to work there is that it takes 8 hours a day, full time, to fix one's errors then keep them off! Might as well have a desk on site at each of the bureaus LOL!

    aarroooo - dogman
    ==========================
    Ain't this the truth?
    They don't even deserve to even operate.


     
  18. Nave

    Nave Well-Known Member

    Think how much you COULD make if you took the job...

    Equifax will pay you $7.00 per hour.

    If each CreditNet member put up a measily 6 cents a day....that would get you an extra $193 per hour to add to your salary.

    You'd be making $200/hour....A whopping $400,000 per year. Wow! that would be a nice yearly salary LOL

    We would have an insider fixing all the erroneously reported information the way it SHOULD be done...nothing illegal...just by the REAL book.

    ANYONE wanna raise??? :))

    -Peace, Dave

    PS Hey mj email me if you would (yours is off or I would have), I have a question.
     
  19. Fat Jake

    Fat Jake Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking they check your credit (like everyone) before giving you the Job.

    I'M OUT!!!!!

    I can see the interview now pulling my report while I'm sitting there..

    "NEXT!!!"
     

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